What is your name? Do you not know it?? I don’t want this to go on the airways. Vicki Lankford.. I swear, you don’t even know my name.. My ear hurts. My left ear. Put that on there too.. OWW… and my belly hurts.
Oookay, What is your favorite day? Of the week? Year?? Oh gosh, I have so many. I like Thanksgiving.
Why? But I like spring too, I like Thanksgiving because I love the time of year, and I love that it’s a time when we have a good time together, and not have any expectations without gifts and trees. We can just eat and be together.
That was a long answer. Okay, who is your favorite singer? OOHH, my favorite singer.. besides me?
Yes. Elvis was the best singer in the world.
So, do you like “Blue Christmas”? Mhmm.. yes. A hunka-hunka blue Christmas.
If you were to get a new piece of jewelry, what would it be? LOOK PAULA!! PAULA IS GOING TO BE ON WEDNESDAY!! (Mom spotted that Paula Deen was going to be on the Bonnie Hunt show on Wednesday, complete excitement.)
Okay, did you hear me? Katie – look at that dog playing the piano. Look. Look. Look at his tail. Hehehehe. Look. Ooooh.(There is now a piano playing dog on television) Okay what?? My favorite food is spaghetti I guess. It may not be, I don’t know.
Mom, I didn't ask what your favorite food was. If you were to get a new piece of jewelry, what would it be? hmmm, I guess…um… I need me some bigger bling earrings. I still have the earrings I got when I turned 16. I need some middle age bling going on. What did Jessi have to say?
We aren’t talking about Jessi Gross right now, we’re interviewing you.
Okay. Tell me about yourself.Oh I can’t tell you! Theres nothing to say! I don’t want to talk about myself. This is too uncomfortable. I’m going to go put some clothes in the laundry. Are you writing that? You little crapper.
Interview over.
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